Mukasey Visits Guantanamo
Attorney General Michael Mukasey made his first trip to the United States military detention facility in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Here's some of the information he came back with:
-Terror suspects are given full access to people who dress just like lawyers
-The bay contains a unique nocturnal species of bird whose singing sounds like cracking whips and faint screams for help
-Gift shop really needs to start carrying childrens' sizes
-Cuba pretty
-Some prisoners reported to have family members, favorite foods back home
-You can throw a rock and hit the Cuban guard tower
-Detainees' production of Fiddler On The Roof was abysmal
-It's kind of like a middle-school sleepover in that no one is actually falling asleep, and if they did, someone would do something terrible to them
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