Cheney Shot In Georgia/Russia War

Friends,

You know what this means? Cheney, shows up in the war in Georgia only to be shot in the face. Not only is Cheney in Georgia but he is dead as shit. It had been rumored for years that Cheney was Bigfoot but proof was always lacking. That is not Mr. Cheney in the White House. It is no wonder that the "creature" in the VP's office is so fucking stupid. I bet he was shot in the face as revenge.

Peace and Love,

Rev O

Two Georgians Say They Have Bigfoot’s Body New York Times

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Two Bigfoot hunters, Matthew Whitton and Rick Dyer, say they have the carcass of the creature, left. From left, Mr. Whitton; Tom Biscardi, a Bigfoot booster; and Mr. Dyer.
By JESSE McKINLEY

"One photograph provided to the news media showed what resembled a gorilla — or maybe an old sheepskin rug — lying twisted in a freezer, with a dollop of intestines protruding from its belly.
“There’s a lot of comment being made that it looks fake, or it looks like a suit,” Mr. Dyer said. “But these people wasn’t there when I was sweating, pulling this thing through the woods.”

"Both Mr. Biscardi and Mr. Dyer said they expected skeptics to discount the find, which is being kept in a freezer in an undisclosed location outside Atlanta. But they promised even more proof, including video, a DNA test and, of course, a mission to capture one of the big guys."

“I’m not asking anyone to believe us,” Mr. Dyer said. “I’m just asking them to sit and watch, because you’re going to eat your words.”

New York Times